How do I contribute to write on your site?
Send an email to email@example.com with a two sentence description of why you are awesome. If we get back to you, send us something you think would make a good read.
Do I make money from writing?
No. If you want to make money, rob someone with a lot of money and don’t get caught.
That’s stupid. Can I at least put it on my resume?
You’re stupid. And yes that’s fine.
How often can I post something?
Whenever you feel inspired. Once a month or 35 times a day is cool as long as it’s a good read.
Is Tony really as good looking as he is in his pictures?
No. There is a lot of Photoshop. Have you ever seen the movie Leprechaun?
I’d like to contribute. What can I write about?
I like beer. What is your favorite?
Me too. I like Goose Island 312.
Would you rather fight 1 horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses?
1 horse sized duck. Do you know how cute 100 duck sized horses would be?
Your site sucks. Why do I waste my time here?
You suck so you should like it.